ITSMEALES, HOT MESS EXPRESS - PREMIUM HOODIE
🔥 Attention, nopantsgang!Â
Your official uniform just leveled up! 🔥
The madness doesn't end with a t-shirt or a mug: you can now wrap yourself in pure chaos. Cozy, rebellious, and with the perfect balance of mischief and mayhem - with a side of stay toxic ♥ (because who needs too much kindness when you’ve got banter?) Â
🔥 Flames? Mandatory
😈 Spanks? Unlimited supply
😇 Gorgle? Still guilty!
CIANCIO ALLE BANDE!
Here's why you need this:
- +10 Charisma, +10 Arson Mastery and +10% Increased Spank Damage
- Scientifically unproven to improve your !drop skills (but we believe in you)
- Pairs well with chaos, coffee, and bad decisionsÂ
Heads up! This hoodie’s got that snug fit, so check the size chart before you click 'buy.' If you're in between sizes, be smart — size up!💖
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: itsmeAles
- Email: itsmeales-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
ITSMEALES, HOT MESS EXPRESS - PREMIUM HOODIE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
