ITSMEALES, HOT MESS EXPRESS - TEE
🔥 Brace yourself, nopantsgang! 🔥
The tee you were waiting for is here and it's bringing together all the chaos, memes and mayhem!
🔥 Arson? Check.
😈 Spanks? Double check.
😇 Blame Gorgle for everything? You already know.
This design captures the full energy of the stream, all wrapped in flames, just as you like it. It’s fun, chaotic, and most importantly, it makes zero sense to outsiders!Â
Why you need this:
- Wearing it gives you a +10 Charisma IRL buff
- May or may not increase your chances of winning a !drop game (no refunds if it doesn’t)
- It’s comfy, it’s cool, and it might have strangers ask what in the actual funk is going on? with itÂ
- Pants are still optional, this tee is not 😎
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: itsmeAles
- Email: itsmeales-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
ITSMEALES, HOT MESS EXPRESS - TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
