ITSMEALES, HOT MESS EXPRESS - ZIP UP HOODIE

€36.00

🔥 Attention, nopantsgang! 
Your official uniform just leveled up! 🔥

The madness doesn't end with a t-shirt or a mug: you can now wrap yourself in pure chaos. Cozy, rebellious, and with the perfect balance of mischief and mayhem - with a side of stay toxic ♥ (because who needs too much kindness when you’ve got banter?)  and a zipper! 

🔥 Flames? Mandatory
😈 Spanks? Unlimited supply
😇 Gorgle? Still guilty!

CIANCIO ALLE BANDE!
Here's why you need this:
- +10 Charisma, +10 Arson Mastery and +10% Increased Spank Damage
- Scientifically unproven to improve your !drop skills (but we believe in you)
- Pairs well with chaos, coffee, and bad decisions 


Select Color: Black

Please select Color

Select Size

Please select Size

More details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 20 singles
  • Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
  • Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
  • Regular fit
  • Metal zipper
  • Front pouch pockets
  • Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Overlapped fabric across zipper
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.