



ITSMEALES, HOT MESS EXPRESS - ZIP UP HOODIE
🔥 Attention, nopantsgang!Â
Your official uniform just leveled up! 🔥
The madness doesn't end with a t-shirt or a mug: you can now wrap yourself in pure chaos. Cozy, rebellious, and with the perfect balance of mischief and mayhem - with a side of stay toxic ♥ (because who needs too much kindness when you’ve got banter?) and a zipper!Â
🔥 Flames? Mandatory
😈 Spanks? Unlimited supply
😇 Gorgle? Still guilty!
CIANCIO ALLE BANDE!
Here's why you need this:
- +10 Charisma, +10 Arson Mastery and +10% Increased Spank Damage
- Scientifically unproven to improve your !drop skills (but we believe in you)
- Pairs well with chaos, coffee, and bad decisionsÂ
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
- Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
- Regular fit
- Metal zipper
- Front pouch pockets
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Overlapped fabric across zipper
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: itsmeAles
- Email: itsmeales-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
ITSMEALES, HOT MESS EXPRESS - ZIP UP HOODIE Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
27
|
19.25
|
33 1/2
|
M
|
28
|
21.25
|
34 1/2
|
L
|
29
|
23.25
|
35 1/2
|
XL
|
30
|
25.25
|
36 1/2
|
2XL
|
31
|
27.25
|
37 1/2
|
3XL
|
32
|
29.25
|
38 1/2
|
4XL
|
33
|
31.25
|
39 1/2
|
5XL
|
34
|
32.25
|
40 1/2
|